No.
No.

Lol u wot m8?

notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

image

in the name of

image

Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

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i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

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